yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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