She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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