they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
