He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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