8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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