k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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