yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
