You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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