hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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