I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
