i don't like sucking hair
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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