The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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