Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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