PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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