Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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