you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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