I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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