lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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