no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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