I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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