And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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