This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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