Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
