We're facebook friends in real life
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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