is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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