Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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