I heard we made out
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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