too bad you live with your parents still
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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