is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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