So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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