So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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