i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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