if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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