I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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