I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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