maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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