marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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