She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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