My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
