Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is the high leading the old right now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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