You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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