She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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