I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
did you just send me my own nude
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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