There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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