i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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