I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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