so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Drunk is not a location!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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