If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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