Dual....:-)
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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