I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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