i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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