yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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