There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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