You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
