operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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