one two three fourrrrnication!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You have to summon your inner elephant
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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