If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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