well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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